Worst Best Man Speech of All-Time
I have never seen someone more unprepared in my entire life. I mean, this dude probably had a good year to come up with a best man speech. What does he do? Sits on his ass for the whole time and tries to wing it. The definition of a loser. And then he has the audacity to tell everyone that he’s “not big on speeches.” Tough shit! You’re the best man. All you need is give a good three minute speech about your best friend. Who cares what you talk about? For all I care, talk about him taking a huge sh*t in public. Doesn’t matter. Just get the job done.
5 BOROUGH SPORTS 
May 1, 2010 at 9:39 am
I like the one from “The Wedding Singer” with Steve Buscemi toasting his brother and his brother’s new bride: “Harold ain’t so perfect…remember the time in Puerto Rico when we picked up those prostitutes…at least I think they were prostitutes, I don’t remember paying….”